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The Moment I Knew I Was In Love with KT Tunstall (Sorry, Poops...)
[12.08.2009 10:35 PM]

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Throwed Rolls
[12.04.2009 8:33 PM]

So, today, one of my coworkers was having a birthday. He's the new guy in the group. He's very young and from southern Illinois, which leads him to believe we're all city sophisticates, as opposed to the uncultured troglodytes we really are.

However, we were talking about our favorite restaurants and he brought up Lambert's Cafe, "Home of the Throwed Rolls." This is a real place. Check it out for yourself. Apparently, when you eat at Lambert's, they will wheel a cart through the restaurant whenever a new batch of rolls is done and all one needs to do if one desires a new roll is hold up one's hand. They will make sure that you have a roll promptly throwed to you where you sit.

Suddenly, I felt like a city sophisticate. He also mentioned that half the fun is that many of the rolls never make it to their intended destination - shattering on some structural element and showering the unlucky in biscuit dust.

After mentioning that we (as a gluten-free family) could never go there, I started thinking maybe we could take it even further. How 'bout a restaurant where they threw all the food. You want a burger? Here's your bun. Use it like a mitt when your patty comes off the grill. Ready? Catch! You want fries with that? Really? They come with the burger.

Waiter: "Hi. You ordered the soup, right?"

Customer: "NO!!! I forgot where I was! I for-gah-haha-haaaaat!!!"


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Quote of the Day
[11.30.2009 6:18 PM]

"Boggle, boggle!" - Dyslexic Turkey


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Ellie Simone's New Material

Ellie Simone: What did the chicken say to the fireman?

Daddy: I give up. What did the chicken say to the fireman?

Ellie Simone: "Bock!"


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Ellie Simone's First Poem
[11.23.2009 4:32 PM]

Purple Pony went to town
In a pink, pretty gown.

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Just the Facts, Ma'am.
[11.22.2009 3:44 PM]

So, quite a bit is being made about centrist senators, Joe Lieberman and Ben Nelson, being opposed to the Health Care Reform act as it is currently written. Particularly, they'res opposed to a government run option as an alternative to private Health Care firms. What they seem to overlook (in the articles I've read) is that Senator Lieberman is from Connecticut.

The reason that's meaningful is that the bulk of private healthcare/insurance providers in America are headquartered in Hartford... So, it's not so much a case of a centrist Senator being opposed to a "leftist, big government" proposal as it is he knows the hand that feeds him and doesn't want to bite it. Also, Ben Nelson is from Nebraska, home of Mutual of Omaha.

I'm not sure what possible objection you could have to a publicly-offered option (unless your campaigns are funded by private Insurance money). The argument states that a government-run option would undercut the competitive climate and make it difficult for healthcare companies to remain profitable. Balderdash... That's right - I said "balderdash."

If this were true, then government-run investment opportunities (and there are a few) would have destroyed competitiveness in the financial market. As you can tell, that hasn't happened. Instead, they offer low-risk, low-return opportunities to protect your assets and grow them slowly.

It's not even that I'm disappointed in senators Lieberman and Nelson, because I understand you need to represent your constituency and, like it or not, corporations need representation, too. I also understand that citizens work for those corporations and that advocating for the corporations is (on some abstract level) advocating for their citizen employees. What I'm disappointed in is that the media doesn't really explain the situation very well.

But, I guess "centrist" congressmen opposed to a controversial healthcare bill is a more exciting story than "Senators are beholden to the people that pay their campaign bills."


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Helpful Advice for Carrie Prejean
[11.14.2009 9:44 PM]

Hi, Carrie. Just thought I'd pass along some helpful advice: If you're a total douchebag idiot, you may want to reconsider your decision to go on a nationally televised news program. Hope that helps, douchebag.


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Quote of the Day
[10.30.2009 5:49 PM]

Ellie Simone's Mommy: Hurry up, Turtle.

Ellie Simone: I am not a turtle. I am your daughter.


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