Tips For Living

I hope you and/or your loved ones can benefit from these pearls of wisdom:

• If the other person is not aware of the game, you're not playing catch.
• One man's "Devil's Advocate" is another woman or two's "Smarty-Pants Know-It-All" (Thanks "Wife" and "Mom," if those are even your real names...).
• Apparently, you're not a hairdresser just because you do your own hair.
• No one ever got fired for buying IBM; the same cannot be said for urinating on your boss' laptop.
• There's nothing you can say that your kids can't say more loudly in Target.
• Even though we call it sharing at home, in the mall it's called shoplifting.

I hope these were of some help.