After reading
this article, bigSoda would like to be the first to report that Obama is friends with Kal Penn, that fast-talking, pot-smoking, slider... -sliding dude from
Harold and Kumar go to White Castle (Kal Penn is no relation to Sean Penn, who played a slow-talking, pot-smoking, pot... -smoking dude in
Fast Times at Ridgemont High). What does this mean for his campaign? Would the Germans have turned out in
Hasselhoff-esque numbers to hear him speak if they knew associated with a guy who played a role where he domestically abused a bag of weed in a
fantasy sequence? Will the party faithful turn a blind eye to this "Slick Willie" because he's friends with a guy who played a character who was at Gitmo? Only time will tell...
P.S. If Scarlett Johansson would like to be in an email relationship that the press won't jump all over (or even notice), I can be reached at devin at b-i-g-s-o-d-a dot com. I'll be waiting.