Breaking News: Obama Friends With Stoner Guy
After reading this article, bigSoda would like to be the first to report that Obama is friends with Kal Penn, that fast-talking, pot-smoking, slider... -sliding dude from Harold and Kumar go to White Castle (Kal Penn is no relation to Sean Penn, who played a slow-talking, pot-smoking, pot... -smoking dude in Fast Times at Ridgemont High). What does this mean for his campaign? Would the Germans have turned out in Hasselhoff-esque numbers to hear him speak if they knew associated with a guy who played a role where he domestically abused a bag of weed in a fantasy sequence? Will the party faithful turn a blind eye to this "Slick Willie" because he's friends with a guy who played a character who was at Gitmo? Only time will tell...
P.S. If Scarlett Johansson would like to be in an email relationship that the press won't jump all over (or even notice), I can be reached at devin at b-i-g-s-o-d-a dot com. I'll be waiting.
P.S. If Scarlett Johansson would like to be in an email relationship that the press won't jump all over (or even notice), I can be reached at devin at b-i-g-s-o-d-a dot com. I'll be waiting.
posted by bigsoda at
9:00 PM
3 Comments:
I've been trying to ignore this non-issue, but since you mention it...
Calling it an "email relationship" implies too much. It's really just "correspondence"... but that wouldn't make for such sensationalism. Nor would an accusation of them being "pen pals".
I will always think of them as pen pals.
Back to the "sitting relationship" I have with my office chair, likely followed by a "dining relationship" with some lunch.
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PYLB, At
8:49 AM
Have you heard Kal Penn speak in interviews? I am dubious that he's ever smoked anything. Total dork.
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Chris B., At
9:30 AM
I'm not saying he did smoke weed... I'm saying he played a character who smoked weed. It's all as real as the "relationship" that Obama has with Scarlett Johansson (who is free to email me at devin at b-i-g-s-o-d-a dot com).
Pylb: What about Kumar? Would he be a "Penn pal?" Ha. Haha. Hahahahahhahhahhahahah!!!
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bigsoda, At
9:44 AM
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