Second Annual Big Drag Golf Outing

With all the attention being paid to the iPhone 3G S launch today, the news outlets seemed to overlook the titular sporting event. Not to worry! We've got you covered.

For those of you who are less interested in shiny new gadgets than you are in four morons whacking tiny balls with long sticks, help is on the way. We'll be live blogging the event right here on bigSoda. I can't vouch for the quality of the posts or the authenticity of the accounts, but I can say this: you'll get to enjoy a round of golf with us without having to smell us on a near-90 degree day. Lucky you.

So, if you wanna get your golf on, tune in to the U.S. Open. If you wanna see drunks abusing Scotland's pastime, grab a Mr. Pibb and tune in for a noon-thirty tee time right here on bigSoda.

May God have mercy on our souls.