So, I was shopping for soda the other day and I went a little outside my comfort zone. I bought a fridge pack of Pibb Zero because I thought it looked extreme and it might make me more extreme.


I was right! Fahk Yeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!! Yeah!! Totally EXTREEEEEEEEM!!!

Here's how it works, people:

If you keep going to see movies like "I Now Pronounce You Chuck & Larry," they'll keep making movies like "I Now Pronounce You Chuck & Larry."