Fall Fashion Tip

Hey, Celebrities... Pathetic is the new outrageous!

Van Hellyeah!

So, BuddyGeorge's brother sent me the link to this Van Halen clip. It's the band rehearsing for their upcoming tour. Apart from the realization that Wolfgang is really Michael Anthony's kid, it made me regret not buying tickets for the upcoming tour.

It reminded me that I got into music for all the wrong reasons: partying, self-promotion, girls, rebellion, girls, just plain fucking loudness, girls, and girls. It used to NOT be about the music, man!

Now, all the Big Drag boys are married off - some of us with offspring. Now, we try to make good music, music that matters - not just to us. There's not much partying; there's actually more golf than partying these days. We're shitty self-promoters, lousy rebels, and there are no girls outside of the ones contractually obligated to be nice to us. Sometimes it's still just plain fucking loud, though, and that's usually enough.

To R. Kelly's Supporters:

Isn't there someone who's not on videotape having sex with a 13 year old you could stand behind? Just checking.

Sunday Sports Roundup

Cubs fans: Let's hope we're not being lifted up just to be smashed back down again.

Bears fans: Say what we will about Rex, it's time to admit we're just not that good. Next year...

Hump Day Prediction II

"Don't tase me, Bro" will be the new "wide stance."

Drinkin' and YouTube-in'...

So, I was digging around YouTube and unearthed this KISS clip. It really brought me back and I remembered how much fun it was to rock out to this and other great tunes like "Love Gun" and "Strutter." Then, I looked at the people in the audience and thought, "Holy shit, people. I was 12 years old... What the hell was your excuse?"

Hump Day Prediction

"Wide stance" jokes will be the new "Brokeback Mountain" jokes.