The kind of thing I'm talking about...
So, if I want to take 600mg of ibuprofen, I can take 3 tablets from the bottle I bought at CVS. However, if I want the convenience of being able to do so with one pill, I need my doctor's permission...
To Major League Baseball:
How are you planning to get everyone fired up for that Cleveland vs. Colorado World Series? Just checking...
To Coach Lovie Smith:
I hope that after beating the Packers and making it to the Super Bowl, the next goal was to become completely mediocre and fuck up the season early enough that Bears fans could get on with cleaning the gutters and shit...
How many?
The woman in line behind us at Dunkin Donuts today asked for a medium coffee with 4 creams and 15 sugars... Everyone else in line was amazed. I just found myself wondering how she arrived at that number. Could you still taste too much coffee at 14? Was 16 just getting carried away?
Where's my Google logo?
So, the right wing is pissed off again (still?). This time, they're upset that Google used its logo to
commemorate the launch of Sputnik. Their complaint is that Google isn't acting very patriotic. They say Google commemorates Halloween and communist satellites, but not Veteran's Day or Memorial Day.
Some think this is ridiculous, but I think the right-wing douchebags are right on the money. I'd like to add that they should look into why the
Nike logo looks vaguely like an
Islamic flag. I'm also including a link to the
Hostess customer support website to facilitate the filing of a complaint. To make it even easier, just cut and paste the paragraph below in the Comments field:
Dear Hostess:
While we generally enjoy your delicious snack cakes (particularly HoHos), we are writing to complain that you seem to need a lesson in lovin' our beloved country. While you don't hesitate to slap a coat of green frosting on your CupCakes for St. Patrick's Day or make a DingDong that looks like a pumpkin for Halloween, where are the Veteran's Day Suzy Q's?
We will not rest until, each Memorial Day, you produce a run of Twinkies shaped like dead soldiers.
God bless America.
After that, just click send.
Holy crap!
Something good happened with a sports team I was rooting for! What gives?
To the supporters of the Jena 6:
Aren't there any African-Americans who haven't gang-beaten a man unconscious we can rally behind? Just checking...
Oh, well...
It was a fun season while it lasted. Go Bulls!