1.31.2008
1.30.2008
1.28.2008
She's Something Special
Tonight at dinner, I looked over at Ellie and she had a spoon in one hand and a fork in the other. She was using both utensils at the same time to shovel mac and cheese into her mouth and it made my heart swell with pride. Seriously.
1.21.2008
Edwards Wins Debate

Right you are, Mr. Edwards... Right you are.
1.14.2008
Insight from Ellie Simone
As related by Ellie Simone's Mommy
Ellie Simone: Where's Daddy?
Ellie Simone's Mommy: Well, where does Daddy go for a long time each day?
Ellie Simone: Potty?
Ellie Simone: Where's Daddy?
Ellie Simone's Mommy: Well, where does Daddy go for a long time each day?
Ellie Simone: Potty?
1.12.2008
Wisdom Cracking
We do not inherit the land from our ancestors, we rent it from our children.
Fucking slum-lords! Would it kill you to spend a couple bucks and fix up this shit-hole? How do you sleep at night?!? I mean, really...
Fucking slum-lords! Would it kill you to spend a couple bucks and fix up this shit-hole? How do you sleep at night?!? I mean, really...
1.04.2008
Al Gore's Nobel Speech
After you read this, can any of you tell me why that other douchebag is our President? Seriously...
1.02.2008
I knew it!
Cell phone users are backing up traffic!!! Now, if we could just rid the road of them... and the elderly... and asians... and hippies... and...
Labels: Cars, Cell Phones, Jackasses
We already knew you did it...
... but hiring the guy that defended Michael Jackson, Gary Condit, and Winona Ryder when she was busted for shoplifting just proves the point. I think the evidence will damn you, damn you.




