My New Prize Posession

Oswald's about as Warner Bros. as Walt ever got.



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She's Something Special

Tonight at dinner, I looked over at Ellie and she had a spoon in one hand and a fork in the other. She was using both utensils at the same time to shovel mac and cheese into her mouth and it made my heart swell with pride. Seriously.

Just based on the way things sound...

I think turkeys are on a Jihad.

Edwards Wins Debate

Are there three people in this debate, not two?

John Edwards

Right you are, Mr. Edwards...  Right you are.

Insight from Ellie Simone

As related by Ellie Simone's Mommy

Ellie Simone: Where's Daddy?

Ellie Simone's Mommy: Well, where does Daddy go for a long time each day?

Ellie Simone: Potty?

Wisdom Cracking

We do not inherit the land from our ancestors, we rent it from our children.

Fucking slum-lords! Would it kill you to spend a couple bucks and fix up this shit-hole? How do you sleep at night?!? I mean, really...

Britney, I can't believe it...

I would not have thought it possible, but you're actually making Federline look good.

Al Gore's Nobel Speech

After you read this, can any of you tell me why that other douchebag is our President? Seriously...

I knew it!

Cell phone users are backing up traffic!!! Now, if we could just rid the road of them... and the elderly... and asians... and hippies... and...

We already knew you did it...

... but hiring the guy that defended Michael Jackson, Gary Condit, and Winona Ryder when she was busted for shoplifting just proves the point. I think the evidence will damn you, damn you.

Insight from Ellie Simone

"Mingy has fur on his seater."

[Ming is the family cat.]