First 9 Down

We finished the fist 9 and nobody's dead (that we know of). The golf cart Chris and I have farts.

What the?!?

I think Ed just called me a Romulan! What the f@&$?!?

Ed doing his best work

A bathroom and a fresh Old Mil on the 5th tee. Life is pretty good.

P.S. Ed still hooked his shot in there.





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Award for best golf look

goes to the Old Dog.



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We almost got hit by another golpher on Tee 2. We think it was an accident.



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Notice to the Man: I am not driving.



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Loading Up.

Just loaded my golf clubs into my station wagon... What the hell happened to me?!?

photo posted from my iPhone

And we're off!

Just pulled out of Ed's driveway. Got to remember I'm wanted for parking tickets out here so the other guys have to drive the carts.

Second Annual Big Drag Golf Outing

With all the attention being paid to the iPhone 3G S launch today, the news outlets seemed to overlook the titular sporting event. Not to worry! We've got you covered.

For those of you who are less interested in shiny new gadgets than you are in four morons whacking tiny balls with long sticks, help is on the way. We'll be live blogging the event right here on bigSoda. I can't vouch for the quality of the posts or the authenticity of the accounts, but I can say this: you'll get to enjoy a round of golf with us without having to smell us on a near-90 degree day. Lucky you.

So, if you wanna get your golf on, tune in to the U.S. Open. If you wanna see drunks abusing Scotland's pastime, grab a Mr. Pibb and tune in for a noon-thirty tee time right here on bigSoda.

May God have mercy on our souls.