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Free Ideas!

January 18, 2012

Here are some ideas you are free to take, develop, and use as your own: Spray-on Sunglasses – ’nuff said? Tuna Flavored Chicken – For those who love tuna, but want it in drumstick form Ikea to English Translator – Comes with its own hex wrench Self-destructing Eggs – Never worry about eating eggs past [...]

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Suck it, 1896!

February 25, 2011

It’s a tense time here in Chicago.  We’re all hoping for a buzzer-beater snow storm so we can finally grab bragging rights to snowiest February from that sn0-cone of the 19th century, 1896.  But, even if we don’t get the snow, there’s a number of things that make twenty-eleven hella-cooler than 1896.  So, I decided [...]

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Congrats UConn Huskies!

December 22, 2010

Congratulations to the UConn Huskies Women’s Basketball team for setting the all-time NCAA record for most consecutive wins.  There has been some criticism claiming that because it’s “only women’s basketball,” that the record doesn’t count somehow…  I suggest that you try any of the following before you level such crap-headed claims: Do 89 chin-ups in [...]

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Tony Orlando, Why Hath Thou Forsaken Us?

November 16, 2010

Tony Orlando, best known for Tie A Yellow Ribbon and Knock Three Times, is the undisputed master of secret code love songs.  Although his songs of cryptographic love have been absent from the charts for quite some time, bigSoda was lucky enough to unearth a previously unheard 8 track casette of unreleased material called “Let’s [...]

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Humanity’s Purpose Revealed: MacBook Air

October 22, 2010
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Yesterday, during its “Back to the Mac” event at Apple headquarters, Apple Computer (AAPL) announced the arrival of it’s latest sleek laptop, the new MacBook Air.  The laptop comes in two sizes (a 13.3″ and an 11.6″ model) that both boast a 30 day standby time and 7 hour wireless web usage time.  The announcement was [...]

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I Am You(ish)

October 11, 2010
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Hello, America. I am not a witch. I am nothing you’ve heard, seen, or smelled. Many of you may know me as Devin Henkel-Legare (aka bigSoda). But that fancy-pantsed name seemed a bit too elitist. So for the duration of this campaign, I’ll be known as Earl “Stuckey” Bends.  Now that I’ve shed my elitist [...]

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Things I Don’t Understand Pt. 2: Climate-Change-Ism

March 5, 2010

How in the Hell did climate change become a partisan issue? This one’s really got me stumped. It would be one thing if the argument was just over whether or not humans have caused climate change. But, it’s not. The protests I hear are “Global Warming? Hah! You scientists, with your fancy measuring doo-hickies are [...]

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