Dear Congress: #%@$ you, you rat #%@$ing pieces of $#@&! You are all self-serving, $#@&-eating, do-nothing, %$#*-$#@%ing &@$#s! How dare you! Santa doesn’t need to check his list to know that he should have Donner rip your #%@$ing heads off and have Blitzen $#@& down your #%@$ing neck. Stop talking out of both sides of [...]
