It’s a tense time here in Chicago. We’re all hoping for a buzzer-beater snow storm so we can finally grab bragging rights to snowiest February from that sn0-cone of the 19th century, 1896. But, even if we don’t get the snow, there’s a number of things that make twenty-eleven hella-cooler than 1896. So, I decided to put together a list:
- Internet porn
- Jamba Juice
- Meghan Fox and her uncannily clubbed thumb
- Foaming soap
- Steam-powered video games
Collective bargaining
Okay, so we may lose collective bargaining, but we have internet porn! So, suck it!