Dear Congress: #%@$ you, you rat #%@$ing pieces of $#@&!  You are all self-serving, $#@&-eating, do-nothing, %$#*-$#@%ing &@$#s!  How dare you!  Santa doesn’t need to check his list to know that he should have Donner rip your #%@$ing heads off and have Blitzen $#@& down your #%@$ing neck.  Stop talking out of both sides of [...]

bomb threat EXT. Fade in on a crime scene.  Police tape surrounds the area.  Agents are scouring the scene for evidence. Cut to: EXT. car pulling up Grill of car pulls into frame in front of police tape.  The door of the car swings open and an agent exits the vehicle.  Raymond Steele exudes confidence [...]

Two years ago, America voted for change. Yesterday, America voted for change again. So…  If we voted for change before and now we’re voting to change that, does that mean we’re voting for things to be the same?  “We’re sick of all this change! We need to do something different!” It’s as if the American [...]